I VERY "SWAY" AH!!!!! Why always I so unlucky one?
Yesterday, we got this stupid presentation, the entire module is
about coding a program and yesterday was the presentation and
luckily I got the program working in time and mine was a rather
unique idea that our tutor really took close notice of... BUT WHY
DID HE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO CONTRIDICTING AND STAB US AT THE
BACK.
You see, for our class, it was rather "sway," we got a quick-witted
invigilator and a I also dunno how to say him tutor. The
invigilator shoot us while our tutor poured cold water...
WTF!?
U see we were presenting then we had an extra features in our
program, it was a mini clock that shows time and date. Then the
invigilator asked, why did we implent the clock, how is it useful
to the user in this program... and we had to cooked up many many
stupid excuse to cover that stupid question... I MEAN ADD EXTRA
FEATURES CANNOT AR? MIGHT AS WELL ASK WHY WINDOWS AND HANDPHONES
GOT CLOCK AND DATE... But I didn't tok of that earlier no I sure
shoot back one! Wah Lau! Then our tutor said... but user got watch
wat!!!!! THIS IS THE LAMEST EXCUSE I EVER HEARD FROM A
PROFESSIONAL! WTF?! User confirm got watch meh?!
Then they invigilator proceeded to ask about the display screen
where it gets the value from the database. The display screen was
my friend's part (But is I do one lah, I "bao la liao" de). So my
tutor shot me! He said then since the display screen extracts the
data from the database and u r doing the database, what is your
part!!!! Then I explain to him lor... I tok him, the database is
for extracting the data and the display screen just calls and gets
the data... Then he keep saying and saying and saying, so the
display screen extracts the data lah, its link to the database
lah... Then my friend also stunned...dunno wat to say...Then I said
NO! The database EXTRACTS the data while the display screen CALLS
the database to get the data... Then the teaacher said OH! call...
with an unsatisfied face... WTF?!
Then everytime, my group member explain till stunned, I will "chap"
in and help them....the invigilator is okay...BUT MY OWN TUTOR! MY
OWN TUTOR!
He gives me that "U R RUDE, I am not listening face" and bo chap
me..." MY OWN TUTOR!
After that, the invigilator asked...so who made the clock, then I
raised my finger then she said she wanted to look at the
codes...Then I opened the file and told her...."Tell you the truth,
I dun really understand the codes." THEN THEN MY OWN TUTOR! I
EMPHASIZE ON MY VERY OWN TUTOR, OUR TUTOR, his eyes opened wide
wide stared at me and said "SO U COPY ONE LAH, NOT U DO ONE LAH, U
IMPLEMENT ONLY LAH!" I was like WTF, the entire module was unfair
to us from the start, ask us to create program, GUI layout and
additional features.... and all we learned up to now is still dos
dos DOSSS! WAT IS THE SCHOOL DOING? AND THE TEACHER LOOKED SO
SURPRISED LIKE TAT! LIKE I AM SUPPOSE TO KNOW HOW TO CREATE THAT
KIND OF THING, I THINK HE ALSO DUNNO AR!
Then we had a loading bar, we implemented last minute and the
invigilator asked, so how is the loading bar useful to the user?
Then I was like WTF? Loading bar leh...where got use de... just for
fun nia...additional features mah...add they also kpkb, dun add
they also kpkb... Then we think think think think...finally thought
of a reply, we told her so as to let the user know if the computer
load halfway hang... THEN THEN!!!! MY OWN TUTOR!!!! HE GAVE AN
EXTREMELY STUPID COMMENT! HE TALK NEVER GO THROUGH HIS BRAIN ONE
ISSIT!? CALL HIMSELF A PROFESSIONAL?! HE said "but you suppose to
give the user a fully functional program wat" HUH? LIKE NO LINK
LEHZ, the user computer hang, our fault ar?
Then the invigilator commented, actully you shoot add maps for the
user to see where they are going... Then OUR TUTOR TRIED TO SHOOT
US AGAIN, he said this was wat they planned originally and they
omitted quite a lot of things....BUT BUT THE THING IS LAST TIME, HE
SAID CANNOT HARDCODE AND MUST STORE EVERYTHING IN MICROSOFT ACCESS
AND TOLD US THAT SINCE IMAGES CAN'T BE STORED IN MICROSOFT ACCESS,
WE CAN IMPLEMENT AND EXTRACT THE DATA HE VERY, HE SAID ONE, HE VERY
HAPPY LIAO!
Then the invigilator commented that our database design was not
appropriate and asked us whether we learned database b4... Then I
said NO! and said it rather assertively... Then our tutor...this
was the nicest thing he said throughout the presentation, he said
no, they not supposed to learn it this semester, I think next. Then
the invigilator said so I can cover one eye one this...COVER WAT
EYE?! We did something we haven't learned, must give us CREDIT...IN
FACT MOST OF THE PROGRAM WE CREATED WE HAVEN'T LEARNED DE... Our
tutor then said another nice thing, its good that they learned
somthing from this project...
WHY SO SWAY DE? WHY OUR TUTOR TRIED TO "HAI" US! WHOSE SIDE IS HE
ON? Then today, I saw my friend, other class de present, their
teacher so calm and quiet one...like true gentlemen..unlike our
presentation, more like debate!!!!
